Meet the #1 dateless loser, Jon Arbukle! If he isn't being hunted down by the geek police, he's completing his classes at thumb suckers anonymous or cleaning his bunny slippers, he still manages to embarrass himself or try to get a date. Yes, if there was ever meant to be a loser, Jon is it.

Jon first appearance was with Garfield on the 19th of June 1978. He's a cartoonist, an animal lover and an all-round loser. Jon falls madly in love with any woman he sees but has only managed to get any attention from Liz, who is Garfield's veterinarian. Saturday nights he spends his time reading a book with a super pack of tissues to wipe away the tears.